Before you get stoned, you gotta be prepared for anything right? Right(incase you get caught)
Go over this checklist:
1. Visine
2. Gum
3. Cologne/pefume
4. a good excuse
5. always look them directly in the eye or they'll know you're stoned (but use your visine first because if your eyes are
red, they will know you are stoned)
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Never run...it makes it seem obvious.Don't go home until you think you're not that stoned anymore and you think you can
get away with it. Don't wear the following colors: red, yellow, orange, pink, or any other color that makes your eyes look
red/pink (basically a color that makes you look stoned as fuck)(red is the worst color you could wear). Never carry marijuana
on you...if you're gonna smoke it, then smoke it. Don't take it with you cause if you get caught then you're officially fucked.
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