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First of all, if you're planning on becoming a true stoner then you gotta know what to do and what to not do...

What to do:

What to not do:

Before you get stoned, you gotta be prepared for anything right? Right(incase you get caught)
Go over this checklist: 1. Visine 2. Gum 3. Cologne/pefume 4. a good excuse 5. always look them directly in the eye or they'll know you're stoned (but use your visine first because if your eyes are red, they will know you are stoned)

Never run...it makes it seem obvious.Don't go home until you think you're not that stoned anymore and you think you can get away with it. Don't wear the following colors: red, yellow, orange, pink, or any other color that makes your eyes look red/pink (basically a color that makes you look stoned as fuck)(red is the worst color you could wear). Never carry marijuana on you...if you're gonna smoke it, then smoke it. Don't take it with you cause if you get caught then you're officially fucked.

Stonersville. Az, 85603 - the hippiest town (definetly not as cool as it sounds)