#1 Buy some weed

#2 Buy papers

#3 Clean your weed

#4 Roll a joint

#5 Spark it up

#6 Enhale

#7 Exhale

#8 Be stoned

#9 Get munchies and watch a movie like How High, Friday, or Cheech & Chong Up In Smoke

#10 Start the process all over again until you fall over and puke your brains out

#11 It's a known fact that maraijuana has never been known to kill anyone so toke away until you pass the mutha fuck out